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aSDFGHJKL god look it accidently caps locked. see. you would do such silly shenanigans
I am the goddess of shenanigans. Your welcome.
<3
when are you free, btw?
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ew no rosie look at you. you’re a bundle of sunshine.
Well, so are you, but cuter.
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that was even more perfect that it said it in spanish. and noooo :3
Gabbs, just face it. You’re perfecter than I.
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asdfghjkl you are perfect,
You’re more perfect.
i don’t understand the questions about sex because sex is intimate and why would you want the internet knowing about your sex life?
oh what the hell, who cares. who doesn’t want to talk about sex? it’s awesome.
maybe i’m just a wimp because i don’t want to talk about it just in case the wrong people look at my tumblr.
like my parents.
OH GOD.
well parents, there are these things called hormones
they are abundant in teenagers
and they are wonderful, wonderful things
<3
Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox.
- A compliment
- A story
- Why you follow me
- If you met me what would you do
- A cute message
- One thing you want to tell me
- One thing you want to know about me
Oh well, why the hell not?
All the numbers, please. <3
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
Only a little bit. They only matter in the first couple of weeks of the relationship when you’re getting to know them better. It’s a substitute reason for infatuation until you become infatuated with their mind.
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
This is a stupid question because YES. ALWAYS.
3. Are you a virgin?
LIKE A SURGEON
CUTTIN’ FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME
CUTTIN’ FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME
4. Are you in a relationship?
Have been for a little over 14 months now. <3
5. Are you in love?
HELLZ TO THE YEAH.
6. Are you single this year?
Nope. And I won’t be. And hopefully for many many years to come.
7. Can you commit to one person?
Goddammit. It’s not that fucking hard. Yes.
8. Describe your crush
He’s cute and smart and I wuv him.
9. Describe your perfect mate
See above. Already dating him. XD
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No, but I believe in infatuation at first sight. Two different things. Love takes time and nurturing.
11. Do you ever want to get married?
Maybe. If it’s right for the relationship at the time.
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
If the other party expresses legitimate accountability for what they did and apologizes, sure. I forgive easily. Perhaps too easily.
13. Do you get jealous easily?
No. I’m usually not a jealous person, but love makes you crazy, and sometimes jealousy creeps up on you. It’s normal. It’s when you let it consume you it becomes unhealthy.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
LOL. YUS.
15. Do you have any piercings?
Just my ears, but I let those close up for the most part.
16. Do you have any tattoos?
No, but I’m not ruling them out as a possibility in the future.
17. Do you like kissing in public?
Quick pecks, sure, but prolonged kissing, no. People don’t like to see that.
20. Do you shower every day?
Yes. :3
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Uh, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. <3
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
He’s either thinking about me or the videogame he’s playing. I got him Dante’s Inferno. yayyyyyyy
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Already happened, babycakes.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Maybe. I’ll just be getting out of college, so that’s actually a big maybe. That’s when a lot of people decide to tie the knot.
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Already am.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
Yes. And then they stopped talking to me later on.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Not that I know of.
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Nope.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
No. I don’t like the idea of willingly replacing parts of my body with something fake. I don’t have the best self-esteem, but whatever I don’t like I know I can fix with some exercise.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Ugh. Yes. Some of those tears were wasted on dinguses.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Yep. It hurts like none other.
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
meow.
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Nawwww.
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
I’ve never kissed someone my age or younger. So yes.
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
It is of my advice to never do that because IT RARELY WORKS OUT AND WHEN IT DOESN’T IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. So yes.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
No, because I’m not a dingus. Besides, best friends usually know what they’re talking about with this kind of stuff.
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Haha, yeah. A girl. That was not expected.
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
Yeah. I couldn’t have them because they didn’t want me. But I don’t worry about that because I’m incredibly happy now.
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Haha, yeah. That’s how I express my feelings, mayne. Writing.
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder what you are
how i wonder what you are
up above the world so high
like a diamond in the sky
and yes i had to look up those lyrics
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
Pshh, I don’t know. 4.8 minutes approximately.
43. How long was your longest relationship?
The one I’m in right now is my longest, and that’s 14 months and counting.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
I don’t know. Some people I won’t count and we were official and other people I would count even though we weren’t official. It doesn’t matter really. I’m where I am now, and that’s all that matters.
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
Two.
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
are you sleeping are you sleeping
little john little john
morning bells are ringing morning bells are ringing
ding dang dong ding dang dong
i knew those lyrics and i know this on the piano
little john little john
morning bells are ringing morning bells are ringing
ding dang dong ding dang dong
i knew those lyrics and i know this on the piano
47. How old are you?
17.5 mayne
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
“That’s unfortunate because we had such a great relationship. Well, have a nice life without me.”
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
How he’s basically perfect for me in every single way. No joke.
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
I don’t know why he would be apologizing for anything, but sure. :D
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
If you can’t tell by now, I’m head over heels, so yes.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
Yeah. Because things are not how they used to be. Not worth trying to mend a friendship that was a joke in the first place. And just in case someone sees this: no, it’s not you. Not even you over there.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
No. I ain’t got no drama.
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Hopefully. I don’t want Alzheimer’s.
55. Share a relationship story.
WHEN A MOMMY AND DADDY LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH…
i dunno.
56. State 8 facts about your body
I have eyes. I have a mouth. I have legs. I have arms. I have hair. I have a nose. I have skin. I have a penis.
57. Things you want to say to an ex
You’re cool I guess
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
1. food 2. food 3. food 4. food 5. food
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
One year 2 months
funny, that’s how long we’ve been dating.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
Probably sense of humor.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Besides anything explicit, perhaps stroke my hair. Or my face. Or my penis.
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
SMOOSHING PRIVATES TOGETHER LOLOLOLOL
64. What is your definition of cheating?
SMOOSHING YOUR PRIVATES OR YOUR LIPS OR YOUR ROMANTIC FEELINGS WITH SOMEONE ELSE LOLOLOLOL
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
eating ice cream
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
being ice cream together
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
eating then something fun then cuddles time
68. What is your sexual orientation?
all of them.
69. What turns you off?
ambien.
70. What turns you on?
caffeine.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
thinking i was peeing on a toilet only to wake up and realize i didn’t BUT IT WAS SO REALISTIC and i was so scared i actually peed BUT I DIDN’T
and i know that’s not a kinky dream but it is wet.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
and i know that’s not a kinky dream but it is wet.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
WHO ARE YOU
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
GIVE ME ICE CREAM
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
ASS
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
GAVE THEM BACK MASSAGE AND I AM DAMN GOOD AT IT
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
Age is just a number. It’s the maturity that matters. If the levels of maturity in the relationship match up, cool. If not, you guys are dinguses and it won’t work out. But I don’t know anyone who has this problem.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
i roll around in mud. (lol, dirty, mud = dirt, lol)
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
I was jealous that this one chick had a higher GPA than me but she is certainly not smarter than me. But she’ll get the scholarship money.
Oh, the woes of a slacker.
Oh, the woes of a slacker.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
A widdle bit ago. :3
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
1. me 2. me 3. me 4. me 5. me
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
muh boifrand :3
83. Who was your first kiss with?
a girl named morgan. we’re still friends. but we were certainly not meant to be more.
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
because things happen.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
No, because touch is important. but if we started out in real life but had to switch to the internet that’s okay. that might happen to me since my boyfriend is going to college 3 hours north.
Sorry Danielle, I got kinda silly for a little bit there. But here you go, even though you know most of this already.
